There once was a man from Peru;who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night to find that his dream had come true.

There was a young lady from Leeds Who swallowed a package of seeds. Now this sorry young lass Is quite covered in grass, But has all the tomatoes she needs.

There once was a baby named Lou And he grew and he grew and he grew And he grew and he grew And he grew and he grew, But he stopped when he reached six foot two.